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	What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

	What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

	What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

	Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

	What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

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	What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

	What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

	Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!

	Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

	What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

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