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Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!




Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !




Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !




What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !




What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !




What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !




What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !




What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !




What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !




What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !




Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !




What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !




How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?




What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !




What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !







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