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Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
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