Jokes in the [ Brother and sister ] category
 | So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother. |  |
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.' | |
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| First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose ! | |
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| Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does ! | |
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| Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins ! | |
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| My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar. | |
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| Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's. | |
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| My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter. | |
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| Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo! | |
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| Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up! | |
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| Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.' | |
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| Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now! | |
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| Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters! | |
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| 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half.' 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters.' | |
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| Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking. | |
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