Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."
How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
