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	Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

	Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

	Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

	Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

	Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

	Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.

	Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

	Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

	Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

	How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!

	How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.

	How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

	How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.

	How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.

	How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

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