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	What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

	What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !

	What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

	Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !

	What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

	What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

	Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

	What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !

	What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

	What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !

	What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

	First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.

	Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

	What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !

	What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.

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