Jokes in the [ King Kong ] category
 | After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror. |  |
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| Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare. | |
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film! | |
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| What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming. | |
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue. | |
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| What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong. | |
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| How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench. | |
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid. | |
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| What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow. | |
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman. | |
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| Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong. | |
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| What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm | |
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| Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food. | |
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter. | |
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| What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord. | |
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